Best Joke

There were four Catholic men and a Catholic woman having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends: "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everybody calls him Father."

The second Catholic man chirps: "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him Your Grace."

The third Catholic gent says: "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone says Your Eminence."

The fourth Catholic man then says: "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies: "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24 inch waist and 34 inch hips. When she walks into a room people say, "Oh My God!"