People say children are a blessing. They are adorable, childish, cute, and often humourous, some are impish, and the most common thing amongst children is that they are ignorant to anything around them. They learn to talk, often babble, and they yell or shout and destroy nearly everything comes to them. Children are mostly recalcitrant too, which is what burdened most parents. Most children are really.......adorable. Read why:
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence begins with 'I'.
MILLIE: I is....
TEACHER: No, Millie....Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before you eat?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on your 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
If you want to be a primary school teacher, think twice. The consequences might need medical attention.
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