How to be a lazy teacher?

I'm sure many teachers are tired and bored of teaching the same thing every day and every year. It's not easy to teach, isn't it? Students are just bored when you teach, and sometimes you feel like you are talking to a wall, instead of delivering teachings. Aren't you fed-up trying to do all these things? You wanna make sure these things don't happen?

Well, I'm gonna tell you how to overcome these.

Firstly, whenever you enter class, don't teach. Go inside the class, distribute your notes, and give them time to distribute the papers and paste them. Remember--not to rush! You have to make sure the students distribute the papers correctly, any extras will be a burden for you, because you'll have no idea where to keep it. Make sure the students paste it so that it'll be easier for you to mark the books. And DO MAKE SURE they do it under your supervision! Give them about 40 minutes to paste them, if many papers are distributed.

Are you teaching language? Have you given your students exercises on grammar and comprehension? Yes? Of course you have. Do you have trouble while teaching these, and do some of your students just neglect their homeworks? Frustrating isn't it? I'll tell you how: distribute the papers in the class, and order your students to complete them in your class. Give them at least 30 minutes to finish the exercises. And while they are doing the exercises, you can indulge yourself in cyber world via handphone or just simply sit on a chair, mind outside the class. If you are worried you are overweight, you can walk around the class. By walking around the class, you burn calories, and you also make sure you students do their homework. Isn't it wonderful? Just walking around the class brings your so many benefits.

Don't know how to teach? Don't worry. Go to a bookshop, buy a reference book, just photocopy them and give them to your students. Don't worry if they can't understand, it's a reference book! Everything has been stated black and white, if they can't fathom out, it's their business! After you distribute the papers, just read the notes accordingly, SLOWLY and LOUDLY, so that it drags time.

Don't know what to teach? Simple. If you are teaching language, just simply give them essays. All as I said earlier, just read the notes you give to your students. Remember - it has to be exceedingly slowly, or else you'll have troubles thinking about what to teach next. Thinking what to teach next is just troublesome, why trouble yourself?

Oh! Do make sure none of your students play truant! If anything happen to them while you are in class, you have to shoulder that responsibility. Isn't it just sucks? In order to prevent that, just make sure your students stay in the class. How things could have happen? If they play truant, remember to record their names down! Just in case if anything happen to them, you could show to the families that they were not in the class.

If you teach, you earn RM3000++ a month, if you don't teach, you still get RM3000++ a month. So why take the hard way? Be lazy!!

1 teacher in Jit Sin has succeeded. And his name is--En. Mee Segera!!!! Give him your warmest applause!!! CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!!!!!!